Monday, February 15, 2016

Jane's post

How to get a baby dragon egg in 3 easy steps:

#1 Draw blood on your finger. (Baby dragons are almost like sharks; they're attracted to blood. Adults are not attracted to blood.) Not a lot, it can be only a tiny prick.

#2 Rub it onto a sharp object.

#3 Ring a cowbell, over and over. A baby dragon egg is sure to come. (Out of the sky. Heads up!)

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Invisibility potion in 4 easy steps:

(NOT GUARANTEED)

#1 Mix a tablespoon of water with half a teaspoon of green food coloring.

#2 Add 3 tablespoons of orange juice and 1 teaspoon of milk.

#3 Add something to get rid of the taste. I suggust 1 gallon of strawberry ice cream.

#4 Eat! You will turn invisible for 1 hour. Then you will fade into visible, slowly.

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